Sunday, December 30, 2018

When you are...


... pretty on the inside who needs to be pretty on the outside, she said.

Bless her heart.

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  1. Cookie, aren't the rules here, No Selfies?

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    1. And you wonder why you were stricken from the Christmas Card list.

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  2. There's me thinking John Candy was dead. Now I know: he's just living as "Geraldine" these days... Jx

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    1. See, I think she's a "Nancy" or "Hulda" or has a two part name like "Beth Paige" or "Old Dutch"...

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  3. More like linebacker on the outside. She needs a lot more eyebrow pencil and mascara, a stronger lip, some world-class contour, and BIG-frame glasses to offset those manly lines. But I digress. Gurl, that flip is not your look. Particularly as it's matted, and the locks on your lower right have turned green. That's a typical side effect of Grecian Formula. I think it's time to investigate what Raquel Welch has to offer.

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    1. I'll have you know that she spit in the palm of her hand, rubbed booth hands together and made her own pomade, then asked the photographer if he was going to eat the rest of that sandwich.

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