those damn hippies.
She contracted it from her guru.
She couldn't see what she was sucking with those shades on, obviously. Jx
Don't look at me; I wouldn't touch the dirty fish.
It's all peace and love until...
Oh c'mon, all the cool chicks have syphillis, don't you want it too?
this is possibly the best thing ever!
Those wide bellbottoms let those pesky spirochetes crawl up your legs!