he wears leg make-up like nobody's business.
...Although I fear someone's going to have to talk to him about that gaudy jewelry.
personally, i wouldn't recognize him without all that clanking sarah coventry.
The occasional crooked seam in his hosiery can be overlooked by his sweet breath kept fresh with the use of Barbicide mouthwash.Happy Birthday Jason!
have you ever caught him mid-gargle when a little of the blue stuff dribbles out of the corner of his mouth? it's quite endearing.
happy Birthday Jason
Thanks y'all!!!I'm the freshest and daintiest bitch around, baby. You best believe.
that's why you have the clientele you have.
I always think "fresh" and "dainty" when I think of you. Though avoiding gaudy jewelry seems like a bad idea.