Thursday, January 30, 2014

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Seniors Day



Senior salon regular Aunt Boo Boo (far right) has arrived! I need three dozen red perm rods and a bottle of lavender rinse, STAT!

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Donna Lethal Hates...



...late clients. You have been warned.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Charlie White: it's about the sport


Things happen, you know.

Most of the US delegation to the Winter Olympics is expected to show support for LGBT Rights in protest to Russia's pogrom on gay people because they believe in the Olympic code of respect for all humans, even if the International Olympic Committee (IOC) choses to do nothing about Putin's Putsch.

But our tousled hair ice dancer Charlie White, seen above, has decided not to say anything about Russia's inhumane treatment of LGBT people.  "It's about sport, not politics."

What say you, HHoF faithful?  Should Charlie and his partner ol' Whats Her Name speak up, or should they aspire to the Olympic ideal of the sport being everything?

We can help with that!

Friday, January 24, 2014

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Seniors Day




Wednesday's have become so popular with our senior clientele that we've installed a Senior Snack Wagon in the parking lot.

Monday, January 20, 2014

This is Susie.

She was roommate at Hairlarious. She likes to perm her own hair, leading to disastrous consequences.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Friday, January 17, 2014

While I Was Out

When I left for my vacation (didn't I tell you I was going?  Sorry.)  I put all the lines on hold and when I got back this afternoon, there was 1,728 messages.  As I was deleting them (I figured they were all old, what the hell) I ran across one from the emergency room, something about your mother, and then one from the county morgue.  I think it may have something to do with the delivery out in the alley.


I'm taking the rest of the day off; it smells funny up in here.

Get Ur Weekend On...


and look good doing it!

[via]

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Monday, January 13, 2014

Reminder :

Be sure to say "hi" to 'Wanda', our newest security guard, on your way in.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Friday, January 10, 2014

My Weekend To Do List

Tonight 

- Practice.



Tomorrow 

- Hair appointment.

- Disco nap.  (includes time travel, aka REM sleep.)

- "Date" Night.



Sunday

- Watch.


What are you up to this weekend? 


[Images via youtube (doy),  the pinterest vortex (can't find the pin now), and here. ]

Thursday, January 9, 2014

blondes have more....


Funny Farm

Thank you all for filling in my chair during my extended absence. I have had some ... issues, shall we say. But I have returned!

They let me do a few practice heads when I was...away. Then I would venture out and work for a local salon:
No, really, it was fun. 

Thanks Mark for the pic.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Beauty's Where You Find It


Leota may not be the easiest customer around here - her every-third-Thursdays have been known to clear the joint - but you have to give her credit for not giving up.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Smokin'!


If your hair is nearly as tall as an obelisk, you have earned that ciggie.


Reminder: Service Animals Allowed

But only when properly collared and heeled

Why Not?



As practical as it is attractive.


Mohawk Weather



In Chicago the wind chill is -36.
This guy walked outside with wet hair.
People. Stay indoors! I don't want to see this hideous hairdo happen to you.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Required Reading

Always seeking to be on top of my game, as you can see, I've been doing my homework over the holiday.

Here is a selection from my newly checked out Mr. Kenneth's Complete Book of Hair. (much better than Mr. Kenneth's Partial Book of Hair, by the way.)




After the Holidays...


Come the post-holiday specials!  Hurry in for 30% off on our special seasonal coiffures!  They're even more eye-catching in January!  Limited time only - Limit one new 'do per lucky customer...

[Dammit - I told Kabuki and MJ those freaking ornaments would never sell.  I'll be damned if I'm going to try and cram all those boxes back there in that horror show they call a storeroom.  If it takes all month we're going to offload that junk, and if there's anyone dumb enough to come in for this promotion, I don't care what kind of a loss on an hourly basis the two of them take.  They can make up their chair rent next month for all I care...]


Saturday, January 4, 2014

SAFETY PAYS





NEVER TRAVEL ON SCOOTERS WITHOUT YOUR HELMET.
A public service announcement brought to you by The Hair Hall of Fame.


Friday, January 3, 2014

Bud's tacos


now sold in the HHOF cafeteria.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Miss Dawn isn't taking that hint...


Oh, Mr. Pirate,

Your appointment Miss Dawn has been waiting in her chair so long her legs are turning gold with Jaundice.  Like it says, keep Dawn looking her best with just the right hairdo!

Monkey Mama

You can touch her monkeys, but hands-off the hairdo!

Wednesday, January 1, 2014