Saturday, May 17, 2014

PEDICURE SPECIAL



CARBON FOOTPRINT?
NO PROBLEM!

++++ ingrown toenails our specialty ++++

10 comments:

  1. The first time I went to NYC I saw a couple of people like this on the street...

    P.S.
    You're awful, Muriel.

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    1. i'm thinking of starting a mani-pedi franchise
      SMITHY'S....and using her on the brochure.

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  2. This reminds me of the time I attended to Peenee's size 13s.

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    1. you must've left her soaking for days!

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    2. I want it understood, I didn't ALLOW this to happen. If MJ hadn't had a stun gun, she could never have taken me alive.

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    3. stun gun? that's how she's amassed her entire clientele.

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  3. Damn, we could have used her out at the vineyard this summer! Ripe grapes wait for no man.

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    1. believe me, they're even prettier when they're bright purple.

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  4. You're going to need some blue fin tuna to eat the dread skin off those honkers.

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    1. i'm thinking the big tank at seaworld.

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