Perfect comment! *LOL*
I employ a similar device, although mine says, "Ignore the children's day special and DON'T COME BACK!"
you would think ma would've just thrown a bowl over the kids head and chopped away.
Hmmm... I thought it was an earwig implanter. Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
upton, the earwigs are the first ingredient in our in-house creme rinse.
Is this an updated version of your ear trumpet, Norma?