While I Was Out

When I left for my vacation (didn't I tell you I was going?  Sorry.)  I put all the lines on hold and when I got back this afternoon, there was 1,728 messages.  As I was deleting them (I figured they were all old, what the hell) I ran across one from the emergency room, something about your mother, and then one from the county morgue.  I think it may have something to do with the delivery out in the alley.

I'm taking the rest of the day off; it smells funny up in here.