Thursday, June 27, 2013

HHoF Contest, fabulous prizes, so read the instructions, Bitches

The HHoF is holding a contest to see who receives the honor of being the official name giver of wig styles at the HHoF.

Entrants will look at the image below and then name each of the wig styles, A through E, and then submit their entries via the comments sections.

You may not name just one wig, you must name ALL wigs.

Current stylists may enter, HOWEVER, thou shalt not judge each other or talk about Norma's secret lady place.

EXTRA POINTS given to anyone who chooses to also name the miracle fibre that said wig is made of.



Winners will be announced in one week.  

And what does our winner get?  Their picture and link to their blog in our right hand column and the official title of "Wig Namer to The Hair Hall of Fame". 

So get your brains in gear and play by the rules and everyone will have a good time, DAMNIT!

Warmest personal regards,

Cookie

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Timmy got a new posse

grooveland:

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And is that Tina Yothers I spy lower right?

Look in your mailbox for an appointment reminder...



...that says HAIR I AM!

Monday, June 24, 2013

This June, Just Go GAY!


Stands up to humidity and its crystal clear!

Well, *do* they?

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Sunday, June 23, 2013

Hair Hoppers of Antiquity, No. 1


Agrippina Augusta Livia, chantress in the Temple of the Virgins (until that one Saturnalia party in Ostia, after which nothing was ever quite the same again...).

Friday, June 21, 2013

We've had a few complaints....

Ladies, ladies...I know it's hard, but please try to restrain yourselves from this sort of fun.

Unless you just can't help it.

Our new motto

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Just don't.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Pick your do

forties-fifties-sixties-love:

1968

And we'll duplicate it flawlessly.

Seniors Day

Here we find Norma (in leopard) admiring MJ's fine porcelain skin. We offer a full range of beauty services including our esthetician spackle treatment. It even holds up to extreme heat. Book your appointment now!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

June's Bustin' Out All Over!


But her hair is FLAWLESS!

Don't forget to specify!


Traditional, straight across, continental or devilishly curly?

We'd like to know...


Did the same people who put hair on his chest also glue on his toupee?

Monday, June 17, 2013

Two Tone-a Rona.

Miss Rona Barrett

When one hair color simply isn't enough.

Headlining Now!


(in the lobby)
 The Fantastic Edna...with her Red-headed Talking Friend, Junior!

(Sometimes she even brings a ventriloquist's dummy too)

Proof


Everything's better with the right makeup and accessories.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Meanwhile, at the Hair Hall of Fame Prom


MJ, Lucite Box, Jason and Muscato pose in the lady's lounge with their nosegays before the Grand March.

Mullet knows best

Happy Father's Day!

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A Head Of Broccoli


I've finally discovered how to integrate my passion for outrageous hair design with my love of gardening. 

Regrettably, you can smell her hairdo from the other room. 

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Who's Your Daddy?



Happy Father's Day from The Hair Hall of Fame.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Audry Hepburn was larger than life



But her hair could be even bigger. Oh, yeah, that's Rex Harrison.

Um...it's time to clean the drain again...

Who has bathroom duty this week?

Friday, June 14, 2013

Attention stylists


Please keep your clients seated correctly in their chairs, and suitably covered under their styling cloaks.  Our insurance doesn't cover this sort of thing.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Ketty Lester


She could sing, dance and act.  Born Revoyda Frierson  in 1934, Ketty Lester was an entertainment triple threat, and had she been white, she might have gotten bigger and better roles.  Even though she never got top billing, she worked throughout the 50's, 60's , 70's, 80s in film and on TV.  Her body of work is impressive, and she even took her role in Blacula seriously.  From soap opera's to Little House on the Prairie, Lester's face and exquisite diction were easily recognized, though her name was often buried in the credits.

And because had flawless hair, Ketty Lester, we salute you on the HHoF


Why Not a Wash and Set...



...the next time you find yourself in beautiful downtown Pyongyang?  We just know you'll love your DPRK-do, courtesy of the Greatest Hairdresser in the History of the World, the Great Clipper himself, Kim Il Sung. There's a reason they call him the Permanent President!

(This is, if nothing else, the most solemn film ever made about barettes).

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Today, we salute Ina Hart and Cookie challenges YOU

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Today the HHoF salutes the Ina Hart Institute of Beauty for store design brilliance, signange and scalloped drapery perfection.  Extra points are given for the eye placement and the bottles of perfume.

Because we could find not a word about Ms. Hart herself, I - Cookie - challenge each of you to write a short biography about what you think Ina's profile would say.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Must-see TV!

(if you're able to through the hairspray, that is.)

Monday, June 3, 2013

No drinking allowed while operating heavy hair equipment.

coka cola 1935 FEB

Mystery Mug Shot Monday


Mystery Client Revealed




Of course you clever people instantly recognized our latest mystery client to have been none other than, Miss Sheena Zadora!

Congratulations to those of you who guessed some combination of that name.

Curlers are Back!

Thank you Playboy.