Who knows what else is lurking in those plush depths?
be careful, that velvet stains.
Hmmm... that probably happened at their last 'key' party. That beyotch is not a heavy-lifter in the clean your house sweepstakes. Oh, and you forgot that other rule - please do not wear the curtains! That's only funny in Carol Burnett sketches. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Please use a towel when you sit on the fabric, thank you. The Management
At least it's not short and curly.