Does his mama know he borrowed her good earring again?
Ha! I just choked on my midday martini.
The mesh just sets it off so perfectly.
and nothing hides the bitterness,not even a wal-mart bouquet.
This reminds me of the old "your Mother" joke: "Your mother is so bald, her braids look like stitches". We can modify it for this lovely gentleman: "Your spitcurls look like you got ringworm from a sharpie."