relax, she's just getting sheep placenta injections.she'll be back soon, engorged.
Stand back, she might blow!
Are we sure that Mistress MJ hasn't gone to the B.L.O.W. convention? (Beauticians Living Other Ways?)
What other way is there to live? Maybe she is taking the mill towns of Massachusetts by storm.
Personally, I think she's on a tour of Europe, with a couple of her school chums, and a lady chaperone. If that's not so, don't tell me.