Tuesday, December 31, 2013

happy new year!


may your 2014 be topper than your 2013!

New Year's Eve Hair

Can YOUR hairdo stand up while you're lying down?


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Spray the hell out of it.

It's New Year's Eve, Bitches!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Miss You in Mink


I know I haven't been around much lately and I've missed you HHOFers like a hand misses a beer.  Look what they got me for Christmas--a mink coat and hat! 

I says to them, "Yer killin' me! MJ won't let me cover up my hairdo with this fur hat. She worked for hours on my 'do!"

I'll be back in the New Year and I look forward to more Hair Hall of Fame fun...if you'll still have me!

An exclusive, behind the scenes glimpse at HHOF:


Ayem8y hard at work

Friday, December 27, 2013

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Post-Christmas Sales Stress

Don't lose your head in the rush to return those gifts from Granny...


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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

So, did Santa bring you...

Something nice...

or something naughty?

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

We are "www.thehairhalloffame.com"

Now, before you read this, make sure you take a gander at MJ's most recent post.  Evidently, Mr. TJB has left the breakroom, where's been chain smoking for the last year while weeping about the new nylon styling capes that Donna picked out, and posed for the camera with his Christmas tree.  Aren't they fab?


Well, now on to today's business.

Cookie is in the giving mood and once again. Cookie gives, and gives, and gives, and gives, and all does anyone notice?

No. They just grab take out from No.1 Chinese Restaurant next door without thinking of Cookie.  And Cookie would love an egg roll.

No, they only notice when Norma  is giving "gratification" to the man to whom Norma has just given a 1970s perm.  It's a monkey on his back that we were hoping Norma would shake by now.

Anyway, this Christmas, I am giving you all the gift of a domain name:


www.thehairhalloffame.com 

I had hoped to get it boxed, like Proust, but the GoDaddy doesn't wrap.

Your links should still work, but you may notice that they redirect to this new address.  Remember, that is THE Hair Hall of Fame dot com.  I had to use THE in the address because some miscreant stole "hairhalloffame" before we got to it. Bastard.

Do not panic - www.thehairhalloffame.com address is OURS.

I repeat for those of you who can't put your Candy Crush Saga down long enough to read this mistletoe missive, your only job is DO NOT PANIC.

Do not panic, even if MJ accidentally burns you with the hair iron.  If you feel the need to panic, then get a hold of Felix and he will talk you down off the ledge.

In other gifts, we give you this simple idea, modeled by Donna Lethal and created in 1969 by Muscato when he was all of six.   Jason added the trimmings.  Mr. Peenee stole the gold chains from the pawn shop next door, but he finds as garish as gumball machine trinkets.

We seem to have a two members who have gone AWOL this holiday season.  That Mean Dirty Pirate must be ship wrecked, and he's taken Lucite Box!  Il Duce will just have to go and find him.

Before you leave for the evening, remember that Kabuki Zero is dressed in swaddling clothes center stage in our holiday creche.  Kabuki asks that you place a $20 tip upon his tummy when you leave.  Why?

Because Kabuki, like the baby Jesus, saves.

From all of us to all of you, Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings, Happy Yule or "We can go out for good Chinese and not have to wait in lines" night.


Tinsel and TJB

Mr. TJB finally emerges from the break room...


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Monday, December 23, 2013

genuine faux mink...

...and a coat too!   Thank you, Santa.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Monday, December 16, 2013

IT'S ALSO TRUE


that some things are not worth the effort.





It's True


Some things are worth the effort.


Rumor has it she DOES

Does She Or Doesn't She?

And often!  But you knew that already.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Just a Reminder


"A woman's hair is her crowning glory."


Thursday, December 12, 2013

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

'Tis the Season!


May your hair be merry and bright...

Seniors Day

If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.


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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Barber's Itch

Do you suffer from Barber's Itch?


Monday, December 9, 2013

Will the winter storm keep you from seeing us?


We certainly hope not! An empty dryer is sad thing to see!

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Don't Be Cruel



Come see our newest stylist



You'll be all shook up.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Rest assured, ALL our products are mulsified!

... shampoo sacrafice!

And "cannot possible injure".

Our staff, however, comes with no guarantees.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Hair Hoppers of Antiquity, No. 2


Ludica Germanica Tacita, chief wardress of the Women's Baths, Capri.  Sometimes a saucy updo is all it takes to soften even the harshest physiognomy.  And sometimes it would take a whole lot more, but she did what she could with what she had, poor thing...

Monday, December 2, 2013

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving!


Another helping of the Aquanet casserole, please!

Monday, November 25, 2013

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Saturday, November 23, 2013

We Come To You!





Outcall service to your hotel room available.  Call today!

Friday, November 22, 2013

RIGHT ON!





WE CAN MOURN AND BE RESPECTFUL
AND HAVE FABULOUS HAIR!
*****

ISN'T AMERICA GREAT?

Now on sale!


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Has anyone seen Donna Lethal?



She dropped her text book in the lobby.

"Wanda"


Portrait, with Still life...with hair. 

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It's Senior's Day...


And it looks like Miss Faversham is having a hard time making up her mind...