Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
CLIENTS WILL PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING
THEIR OWN BEAUTIFICATION WHILE USING OUR FACILITIES,
Friday, December 28, 2012
Thursday, December 27, 2012
No good deed goes unpunished. Being the big-hearted employer that I am, I decided to get the girls new uniforms for Christmas, 'cause they'd been wearing their old schmattas for ages. Well, Thing One on the left is just pleased as punch - she was so tickled, in fact, that she decided to wear all her Christmas wiglets at once, poor dear. However, it will come as no surprise, I'm sure, to learn that Thing Two wants hers two inches shorter. I keep telling her that nobody wants to see that while they're getting a wash-and-set, but will she listen? She will not. Slut.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Monday, December 24, 2012
Is this what they call Tai Chi?
And will you just look at that hair. Silver like sterling and hard as a rock.
Maybe a new coat and hat? See Lucite Box for ideas customized for you.
A new party game? Available at the HHoF Gift Shop; see Margaret for details and a demonstration.
Work on your balance and posture? See Thombeau, please.
Fine Art? Ayem8t has many fine suggestions.
Some Fried Chicken? See Jason for details.
A Deluxe Lady Norelco with Beauty Tools? MJ would be happy to assist you.
Maybe a new look for that tired goatee? Please see Muscato for design consultations.
Overcome your social awkwardness? IlDuce can help you become more confident and approachable.
Expand your horizons through reading? See Donna Lethal, she handles all subscriptions.
Kick into Show Business? Felix can show you the ropes.
Or perhaps a home pedicure? See Norma for a Demonstration. She's soaking in it.
Whatever you decide, go ahead, you're worth it.
Merry Christmas, Darlings!
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Friday, December 14, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
...is a talented staff. Meet my backup girls; I poached them from dear Thombeau. While I think he's forgiven me, he still mentions how much he misses Thing One and Thing Two. I'd feel worse about it, but after all, I'm a boy on the go - between running a Café and running after two terriers - well, let's just say I need all the help I can get.
One, on the left there, gives a mean mani-pedi, but if I have to tell Two about not leaving my older ladies under the dryer too long one more time, I am going to cut a bitch.