all he's thinking about is his eggroll.
and duck sauce!
I can think of better ways to escape from the creepy child molester that brought Vera there to the Spring Cotillion - a taxi springs to mind - but in a pinch, those gilded wheels will do...
I suspect that decor was left over from the senior year production of The Mikado.
I'd love to see the braid on the pulling it.
Who is Rick Shaw? The guy she's going to make out with after this loser goes home? I hope so.