Maybe a new coat and hat? See Lucite Box for ideas customized for you.
A new party game? Available at the HHoF Gift Shop; see Margaret for details and a demonstration.
Work on your balance and posture? See Thombeau, please.
Fine Art? Ayem8t has many fine suggestions.
Some Fried Chicken? See Jason for details.
A Deluxe Lady Norelco with Beauty Tools? MJ would be happy to assist you.
Maybe a new look for that tired goatee? Please see Muscato for design consultations.
Overcome your social awkwardness? IlDuce can help you become more confident and approachable.
Expand your horizons through reading? See Donna Lethal, she handles all subscriptions.
Kick into Show Business? Felix can show you the ropes.
Or perhaps a home pedicure? See Norma for a Demonstration. She's soaking in it.
Whatever you decide, go ahead, you're worth it.
Merry Christmas, Darlings!