Monday, December 10, 2012

My Pledge to You


It may not sound like much, but believe me - and I won't name names - it's more than some people around here can say...

And yes, this is an actual sign I ran across in one of my travels across West Africa - a part of the world more replete with "unique barbaring" than anywhere I've ever been.

9 comments:

  1. You mean that I don't have to down a fifth of Barbicide when I come in for a trim anymore?

    Well then, Welcome Muscato!

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  2. Didn't Jack Wrangler invent the JoyPack? In any case, Welcome Aboard!!!! Don't forget to punch out when you leave today.

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  3. so you'll take all the ethnic hair?

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  4. Welcome aboard, Muscato!

    May we suggest clients down a few glasses of beer at the Legion Hall before their infection-free haircut?

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  5. Thrilled to be here - but when do I get my name on the shingle over there on the right? It's not like my regulars are going to know where to turn up, not in this neighborhood...

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    1. in this neighborhood,
      news travels fast;

      think STD.

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    2. It should appear today or tonight. By he way, Donna Lethal needs a pubic shampoo with some Pert.

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  6. I'll have a Louise Brooks please, Muscato. Hold the Ebola. Jx

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  7. Hello and welcome, Mr. Muscato! I keep seeing that as A UNIQUE HAIRBALLING salon. I've read it a few times, too. Apparently I need glasses and/or fewer martoonis.

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