why eat when you can smoke a pall mall?
The reflection off the blonde's tower is so bright anyone sitting next to her has to wear shades. And then one can't see the fake hair in the mashed potatoes. Bummer.
I brought that macaroni salad in my best tupperware.
It's being used as an ashtray.
At that table, everything's being used as an ashtray...
These paper coffee cups don't work worth a damn, Margaret.