ATTENTION CLIENTS: Due to recent disfiguring accidents we’ve installed a resident nurse. You’ll find a call button located on each of our operators chairs.
I had nothing to do with these accidents, nor the breaking down of our dryers. NOTHING.
Donna, it's a well known fact that certain gentlemen clients while sitting in your chair have uncontrollable sensations up to and including heart attacks!
Look at that huge, and tangled ball, of sanitary, and medically-approved, hair!
I've been ringing and ringing that bell...and no one shows up.Meanwhile, all I can hear is the blow dryer roaring in the bathroom...all day long.
If I...were King...of the fore-e-e-est!
I think Nurse Ratchet should start bringing aid and comfort to the ugly and lay off snorting the Barbicide.