and whiskers on kittens.
"What's the secret to getting her hair so high? One word: Volume
Why is she crying? She's got TWO cupcakes.
She's eating, and crying, for two babies: hair, and womb. What's in the hatbox?
She stows baby #1 in the hatbox at night after she removes it from atop her head. (I think it's a bloated tick.)
It's never appropriate to make fun of people hiding bulbous head tumors with hair? Never.