Notice, it is not a toupee, it is a WIG
They also stay on when you're strip dancing(not that I would know about that personally). TB
"Already trained to stay in place"?By whom? The wig whisperer?
Notice how the Bryon gives you that Tony Bennett/Tony Curtis look while the Gregory has a Vincent Price feel and the Anthony definitely gives a Jack Cassidy/Colt model vibe.
They SHALL be yours, Thom.signed,The Wig Whisperer