Sunday, June 12, 2011

Don't Touch My Hair

Touch your woman.

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But don't touch her hair.

6 comments:

  1. I saw her at a book signing some years ago. She's super petite, Scarlett O'Hara waist, and huge, almost toppling over, hair, and "upper quadrant area". Her eyes don't smile, though. Most likely doesn't ride her DollyWood coaster nearly enough.

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  2. I don't want to touch any of it. Eeks.

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  3. "Don't Touch Me There" by The Tubes http://youtu.be/roF64OcdQ_M

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  4. I'm just glad she has those throw pillows to fall back on if she topples over from the weight of her hairdo.

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  5. Have you seen the Youtube video of Dolly in the bathtub with her real hair?

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