Sheared Shaved Sides Swirly Squiggly Shellacked Shag
Say it fast, Margaret.
Crown of Curls
at the very least, it's circumcised.
It's called the "I've never seen how stupid this looks by using a mirror to look at the back of my head" do.
"Pulled through a hedge, backwards."?
My word verification was just "pyxoties"- that seems a suitable name, too!