Well, dear, just make an appointment with one of the beauticians. They're all trained in manscaping. With a clean shave and a cocksock, he's bound to impress Daddy.
his hair ain't the only long thing, is it?
Nasty Normadesmond that is not an erect penis curving upward; it's a wrinkle in the cheap slacks.
I, meanwhile, went for the "natural blue-black" weight-challenged drummer.