Va Va Va Vooom....
ah, my asymmetrical hadassah flip moment!
And look... in the front row...second front row...there's old whats her name...God I miss the way she used to drink the comb sterilizing fluid and light her farts...
@Cookie: We call it a "Barbicide Bomb".
I’m on the far right with arms folded an air of superiority and a classic bubble-do. MJ’s the bleach blonde on the far left in the plaid smock with Peter Pan collar and horn rims .“And look... in the front row...second front row...there's old whats her name...God I miss the way she used to drink the comb sterilizing fluid and light her farts... “You mean Barbara Cide?
There are two plaid smockettes are they a twin set?
They both have the horns on too. One blond, one brunette.
Apparently I must have been off work that day. I see I was also absent when the "Our Sponsors" list was compiled.
Dang! I'll correct that immediately.
@Felix: It was in my original draft but got lost in the shuffle of beauty.
I know I'm the new girl around here and I get the station with the bum hair dryer but could I get on the "Our Sponsors" list also?
@MJ the "Our Sponsors" list is the banner on the right. Which Felix and I are noticeably absent.I think only Cookie can do that for us Felix.*Exits with Felix for a long smoke break until the "Our Sponsors" list is updated.
@Ayem8y: I was referring to having accidentally left Felix's name off the group photo. It was in my original draft but I forgot to add it when it came time to the finished post.Yes, Felix is the only one who can alter the "Our Sponsors" list and he DOES seem to be taking a suspiciously long smoke break.
Er, wait a minute.What I MEANT to say is that only COOKIE can change the "Our Sponsors" list.Did someone drop a hit of acid in my Sanka?
@MJ, I feel the same way too. Did Norma Drop a sheet of acid into the water cooler again?I left a comment and it showed up in another location.When I did your daily foil earlier this morning I think inhaled too much bleach.
I blame the Eva Gabor Fix-A-Fashion chin strap for cutting off our circulation.
I need another carton of cigarettes. The last one just turned 18 different colors, became a dragon, and then melted right before my eyes. Nooorrrrrmmmmaaaaaaa!
I have no idea what you two are kvetching about. Why just look for yourselves - your names are have been there all along! Pay not attention to the flickering gaslight....
Thank You Cookie!*Felix and ayem8y stroll back into the salon reeking of booze and cigarettes and take up positions on the assembly line*
It's like a dream come true!There ought to be a new word for happiness! I simply cannot do another perm today. Off to happy hour. Coming MDP?
What do you mean Felix? I'm waiting for you in the car out front.
You know "somebody" and "acid" means me. And yes, I did.
No particular order is right!
We specified that "no particular order" just for you, Thom as we knew you'd be insulted otherwise.That frumpy gal could only be June.
I think I'm the lesbian in slacks there.At least I hope I am.
YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY, I LOVE IT. THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD LAUGHS I SO NEEDED THEM :) AM I WRONG OR DO I SEE LULU IN THAT GROUP PHOTO, THE ONE WITH THE HEADBAND??? MAYBE I NEED A GLASS OF sterilizing fluid , CAN I GET IT WITH ICE ?? OR IS THAT TOO WIMPY??HAVE ANOTHER GREAT DAY ALL !! HAHA MY WORD Verification WAS ---> FOOLASP