Monday, July 12, 2010

Thank you for calling the Hair Hall of Fame...


Be sure to book those appointments girls!  And remember Mean Dirty Pirate only works nude on Tesdays!

7 comments:

  1. “Um yes hello June...I’d like to make an appointment?”

    “Which of our Beauty Operators do you prefer ma’am?”

    “Well the last time I had Mistress and not only did me hair fall out but my head fell off too.”

    “Oh dear that is a nuisance...might I suggest a Tuesday appointment with Mean Dirty Pirate...he does marvelous work repairing Mistress's famous $6.00 perms...”

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  2. But you didn't answer June's plea - how may she, meaning June, exceed your expectations

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  3. don't get me started when it comes to receptionists.

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  4. Well June can start ‘exceeding’ by booking my appointments correctly and giving my clients the right time for said appointments and giving people directions to the salon and stop being such a BITCH when I ask her to comb out my wigs when I’m in a hurry especially when I slip twenty bucks under the reception desk to book me first for walk-ins and I feed her speed so she works faster on the phone and she makes fifty percent off all the retail that she sells...shesh!

    God is that too much to ask...JUNE?

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  5. I once worked, for a year, as a receptionist for my friend George's upscale DC salon. Hardest job I ever had. Bar none.

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  6. I also worked for a friend as a ‘salon coordinator’. The place had about twenty stylists and like Felix said it was the hardest job ever. Booking appointments and appointments within appointments and that was the easy part. Don’t be effing up a girls ‘book’ or the next time you sit in her chair your hair might fall out.

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