they should've given these wigs away on hollywood squares, along with the furs from dicker & dicker. after an announcement like that, there could have been celebrity orgasms.
And remember - in Victorian America, many weddings were announced in the newpspaers under the headline of "HYMENIAL". Evidentl it was a wedding and wig fitting.
Plucked from the heads of virgins?
ReplyDeleteWoven from the pubic hairs of Virgins.
ReplyDeleteI traded my hymen for a wig.
ReplyDeletethey should've given these wigs away on hollywood squares, along with the furs from dicker & dicker. after an announcement like that, there could have been celebrity orgasms.
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And remember - in Victorian America, many weddings were announced in the newpspaers under the headline of "HYMENIAL". Evidentl it was a wedding and wig fitting.
ReplyDeleteI get all my wiglets at Hyman & Hyman.
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